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Originally posted by [livejournal.com profile] simplyn2deep at {DOUBLE DRABBLE} Shh…Don’t Wake the Baby! (Mary/Matt; G)
This is a tumblr fic based on a prompt from imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP inviting their friends to see their child for the first time.

In this, Joan is Mary & Matt's biological daughter and sometime later (think 18 months later) they have a son who they name Kai Brice McGarrett Williams

Shh...Don’t Wake the Baby!

There was a loud crash from the back of Mary and Matt's house and they instantly looked to their sleeping three week old son, holding their breath and praying that he wouldn't wake up. The little baby only stirred and after a few minutes, it was obvious the little boy was still out for the count, they quietly left the room and went to see what the noise was.

When they got to the living room, Mary smiled. Her brother was setting up their grandmother's rocking chair while Danny was unpacking a motorized swing.

"Umm what are you doing?" Mary asked with a laugh.

"Helping you set up for Kai's arrival," Steve said like it should be obvious.

"You do know that was three weeks ago, right?" Matt asked as he looked from his brother to his would be brother-in-law.

"Of course we do," Danny said. "What kind of Uncles would we be if we didn't remember when our nephew was born?"

"You would have been dead uncles if Kai woke up," Mary replied with a glare.

Matt nodded his head, "Keep the setting up noise down or we'll leave you to try to get him back to sleep again."
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it's kinda large )

This is the CouchBunker (previously: the BedBunker), a $6,700 couch with a 30-rifle gun safe hidden beneath and optional bulletproof seat cushions in case of emergency. Each cushion will set you back an additional $500 if you want them bulletproofed though, so don't bother getting the ones your roommates sit on done.

Imagine a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch, with bullet proof cushions with carry straps, so they can be used on the fly as a shield. Now there is one.


CouchBunker™ patent pending, is available in a wide range of styles, leather and fabric coverings creating choices from game room casual to living room formal.

The optional bullet resistant cushions, serving as portable, personal shields, will stop a 44 Magnum at point blank range.

I keep a gun taped inside the toilet tank in the bathroom. Mostly because in the event of a break in that's probably where I'll be. Truthfully, in the event of almost anything happening that's probably where I'll be. It's where I like to spend my time. One time my little sister asked if I was at hospital when she was born and I told her NOPE, AT HOME ON THE SHITTER. I told her that's how I'm gonna spend all her birthdays too. *knocking* Oh I'm sorry, do you need to use the bathroom, Becky? *opening door* Go ahead -- I left a present in there for you (she's gonna turn out great).

Thanks to Chelsea, who's holding out for a bulletproof dining room set.

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So I saw that on a local morning news piece and immediately stopped what I was doing because when I heard bulletproof couch my mind went to Hawaii Five-0 and Steve McGarrett!

GUYS! He would totally have this! It's bulletproof and there's a gun safe! OMG! And the option for bullet resistant cushions, serving as portable, personal shields!

Imagine the EPIC FUCKING RANT Danny would have upon finding this! OH MY GOD!
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I have 2 bags of peppermint patties in my freezer.

Whatever you do, don't tell Danny.

Also, there's nothing on regular tv that I want to watch. what the hell was I thinking taking all my movies back to storage!? I might have packed some movies in my suitcase *crosses fingers*
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and in case you couldn't tell from my icon: SPOILERS WILL BE UNDER THE CUT!

more about the news cbs released yesterday )
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this just in from the H5-0 twitter account

this just gets better! )
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dun dun dun )
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Title: Hau`oli Lā Hānau, Steve
Rating: R (sexual stuff mentioned)
Genre: (slash/het/gen) slash, fluff, established relationship
Pairing: (if applicable) Steve/Danny, Grace
Notes: According to a few pages on Facebook, today (March 10) is Steve McGarrett’s 35th birthday. If I wouldn’t have slept the day away, this would have been posted sooner.



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