do civilized people even talk like this?!

(404): He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.

can this pretty please be put in a story?!

You just KNOW this is Steve talking about something Danny said.

or the other way around?

at least in my twisted mind it is...

scanning

Got my October 2011 issue of Cosmopolitan today. I promptly tore out the pictures of Alex from his American Beauty photo spread.

I think I saw the pics someplace, but scanning them in case I'm mistaken.

Alex sure is handsome with his facial hair and tattoos peeking out from his shirt.

'twas suggested to me by iam_space

But I don't know if I did it justice. Maybe someone else can give it a try.

( organic and hand raised since age 13 )

some things...

First: What the hell is up with semagic client and LJ?! I keep getting error messages!

Second: This is for all you Steve/Kono shippers

Third: I hope this inspires someone to make crack!fic!

Fourth: This one is begging to be made into a fic too...maybe as a sequel of sorts to forcellari's fic Pakalolo.

I really LOL'd HARD!

Hawaii Five-0/Mission: Impossible crossover...or something like it

So I'm watching Mission: Impossible and now I want to see a Hawaii Five-0/Mission: Impossible crossover fic...or a fic where the team goes all Mission: Impossible for a case.

I've kind of worked it out.

Steve would be Ethan Hunt
Chin would be Luther Stickell
Gov. Pat would be Clair Phelps
Wo Fat would be Jim Phelps
Jenna would be Franz Krieger (of course not killed)
Kono would be Jack Harmon (of course not killed)

But now I'm kind of stuck on who Danny would be

If you've seen the first Mission: Impossible movie, does who I have paired up make sense?

Or should I use characters from Mission: Impossible II or Mission: Impossible III?

Hawaii Five-0 Texts from Last Night

I have no words for the following links

http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/7114799138
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/7098429174
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/7080794836
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/7060584107
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/7043695936
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/7039749631
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/7023826971
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/6990691040
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/6980773808
http://50texts.tumblr.com/post/6944180555


Yeah, I think that's MORE than enough.

Tomorrow I'll have more.